Wisdom Teeth – Don’t Take Them Out With an Ice Skate.

If you are in college, or are a dependent on your parents’ insurance plan, get your wisdom teeth knocked out now. Don’t wait until you are a twenty-something pauper living in Brooklyn without insurance.

Think about it:

a.) If you are lucky enough to find a sketchy doctor that will take them out for you with a rock and an ice skate, you still won’t have your mommy around to comfort you with a popsicle and a coloring book.

b.) If you can’t afford it once they start coming in, eventually your whole bite will change, resulting in a funky looking headshot, and quite possibly, a Lateral ‘S’, which sounds funny, and is a pet peeve to casting directors.

And in case you were wondering, I still haven’t gotten mine removed…

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